My selfie game level: Obama.
Your selfie game level: Romney.
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
this will always be one of my favorite pictures
when someone tries to convince me to eat healthily
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
(Source: powerpuff-squirrels, via magicul)